By now you should know that I (and most men) prefer you without pants. Unfortunately for us, most places outside the house require clothes. Sigh.
The answer to this problem however is simple: short, tight, black. You can thank me later.
But… if you’re looking for a little more advice, please babe, read on.
Threads are your second skin and when you look good you feel good. So follow these steps and soon you’ll not only be the envy of your squad, but it will take you half as long to pick an outfit. And as soon as you get home pants are optional. Promise.
1 . Quality over quantity – just like myself who is made from only all natural, quality ingredients, good quality clothing made with non synthetic materials is the way to go. It will last you longer and do a better job at keeping you warm or cool aka: ‘breathable’ in fashun language. That’s good for your skin, too.
2. Matchy Matchy – As much as you NEED that psychedelic pleather jumpsuit, does it really go with the rest of your wardrobe? When picking out clothing try and think about what else you would wear with it. Fun statement pieces are definitely important to have in your repertoire but staples come first. This step is really helpful when it comes to the morning ritual of choosing an outfit, you’ll have so much more time to focus on more important things: instagram.com/frank_bod
3. Be a boss, ditch the floor-drobe – It’s hard, everyone has been there, you try something on and ‘nope’ – or the brainwave that comes to you in a moment of divine inspiration: ‘I should be wearing THAT not THIS’, then onto the floor outfit number 1 goes.
It’s an easy habit to get into but worthwhile to break. Keep all your clothes looking fresh by being disciplined and hanging or folding your threads, and of course if they’re dirty pop them in your laundry basket – then come get dirty with me, you’ve earned it.
4. Comfort is key– You lock eyes with a cute guy across the bar, he smiles and starts to make his way over. Suddenly you feel like your breath has been taken away. No, really you can’t breath, your ultra tight, high waisted skinny jeans feel like they are literally cutting you in half.
Sometimes you have to make sacrifices, but for the majority of the time cut yourself some slack and make sure you are comfortable – guys love it and you’ll definitely have more fun this way.
5. Own it – From your sweats to your formal attire, you look great. I’ll have you in anything as long as you’ve got a smile on your face and you feel good. That’s all that really counts, babe.
Oh and don’t forget to tag me in your favourite outfit images: @frank_bod
Images all thanks to Wildfox Couture.