Welcome to my turf, babe.
You’ll recognise it thanks to its signature tiles, steady flow of water and my pals such as soap, shampoo & conditioner. But like any bachelor pad, it gets messy from time to time. So I have a few suggestions on how to make our dirty dates just as enjoyable as possible, with the easiest clean up you could imagine.
#letsbefrank, your mumma will love me more than she now does.
1. A watering can. It’s the perfect way to wash the excess scrub off the walls/floors/ceiling/handles of the shower. I like to opt for pink. Keep it close by for a simple rinse down when you’re done scrubbing. You could put flowers in there in between our dates.
2. A sponge. To clean up after yourself (us). I have a tendency to want to cover every inch of the shower your bod with coffee. I can’t help it, I want you to be the smoothest, happiest version of yourself. Your glass shower door however is already adequately smooth and happy, so let’s remember to wipe it down prior to leaving the playground.
3. A radio. I now have a spotify channel filled with the best beats to get dirty to. There’s classic stuff, new stuff, dirty stuff, and sweet stuff. Variety is the spice of life, which is why I come in not one, but four body scrub varieties. Who’s going to win the next karaoke? You are. Perhaps this.
4. And lastly, a selfie. What else would you do whilst waiting for you scrub to dry? Show me @frank_bod and don’t forget to tag #thefrankeffect #letsbefrank. I love to re-share my favourite images every day.
Even big kids have playgrounds and mine is in your shower.
Keep it nice and clean with these few tips so our dates don’t get cut short.