Apart from smelling amazing and going well with a side of poached eggs, coffee is also great for your skin. That’s why it’s my main ingredient.

Yes, it’s messy. I’m a dirty guy. I just can’t help it. But the dirtier I am, the cleaner you will be, just you wait.

Just like your morning coffee wakes you up, I wake up your skin. Some like it slow and gentle, others like it fast and rough. Whatever floats your boats, babe. Just call me captain- I like it.

I know what you’re thinking, “What a guy.”

Something you probably didn’t know is that coffee has the same pH level as your skin. That means I won’t dry out your skin. Add almond oil to that, and voilà – you’ll be as soft as butter.

Personally, I like the ground, roasted Robusta type of coffee bean. And even though I have a rough exterior, I really am a big softy, which means you can use my coffee scrub to wake up the skin on your face as well. Yeah, wouldn’t you like that?

Speaking of coffee, I like mine with a side of babe. How about you?

Rule 1: Coffee should always be consumed without pants.

I will occasionally allow socks. Only if there are no pants.

And milk if you must. But might I say, once you go black…

Coffee on the run, with those pins… I’m in love.

Old school babe and coffee. They just don’t make them like they used to.

We all know I like to swing both ways.

My favourite place of all: bed. With coffee, a babe and a pussy…cat.

frank xx