ANTI-DRAMA FACE MASK
What it’s not
Pore shrinking detoxifying renewal mask.
Anti-Drama Face Mask.
How not to use it:
Used in combination with a healthy diet, exercise and a brain that doesn’t overthink, over analyse or gets bored, you too can have skin just like this. Also did you reply to my last text?
Anti-drama face mask, about the only thing in your life that isn’t.
What’s not in it:
10 layers on infrared technology
Actors in white lab coats pretending to mix things
Parabens
PEGS
Chemicals
A tree from a tube
All the oxides.
Anti-Drama Face Mask: water, Cacao, Coconut oil, shea butter.
When you need it:
Sports with balls.
Anti-Drama Face Mask
Drama-free environments:
Making salad.
Anti-Drama Face Mask
ANTI-ANGRY FACE MIST
What it’s not
Invigorating spray-on hydration.
Anti Angry Face Mist.
How to use it:
Spritz once for calming properties. Spritz twice to relieve any deeper troubles. Spritz three times in case of emergency. If symptoms persist, continue to spritz or seek a lifestyle coach.
Anti Angry Face Mist: just spray it.
When it’s needed:
Sometimes life’s hard. Sometimes you ask for a sandwich with no tomato then you a take and bite and well, there it is. A soggy, red, sour, tomato.
Anti-Angry Face Mist: Calms you TF down.
ANTI-MAKEUP CLEANSING OIL
What it’s not
Advanced multi-action purifying cleanser
Anti-makeup cleansing oil.
How not to use it:
Squirt liquid and gently rub onto face in semi-circular motions, mixing oil every 10 seconds with tepid water. Rinse and then cleanse on every full moon with crystals.
Anti-makeup cleansing oil, not made up.
What’s not in it:
Parabens
PEG’s
Chemical peels
Whatever tryx-8oxisde
10 towels covered in foundation
Me: Coffee, grapeseed oil, sunflower seed oil.
Start touching yourself all over the face.
frank,
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