I want to be on you. All of you.

I want to be on you. All of you.

#letsbefrank, Aussie babes are just that. Babes. But I’ve heard that some American girls are not all bad either. #letsbefrank, I’d like to get to know each and every one of you.

Me: A humble coffee scrub from Australia made with all natural ingredients.

Interests: Babes riding motorcycles in underwear. Black coffee. Coconuts.

Seeking: American honeys to get down and dirty with.

I’ve played hard to get for long enough, so I’m just going to say it.

I want to be on you. All of you.

I want to get you naked and dirty, rough and clean, and leave that skin of yours feeling silky smooth. So that’s why I’ve made a brand spankin’ new website especially for all my American babes.

I’m still the same Australian-made frank you love, but thanks to my new website, prices will be displayed in US dollars and I now offer free, fast shipping throughout the U.S.A. Because that’s just the kind of guy I am.

For my other international ladies of mystery, you’ll now be able to shop from my US store, too. Postage prices will vary on your location throughout the rest of the world, but know this: I’ll be getting dirty with you quicker than ever before thanks to my new shipping processes.

Because really, how long should a babe have to wait for the man of her dreams? Not long at all, it now seems.

Aussie babes, never fear, I’m still made right here at home, and shipped directly to you from Melbourne.

I’m coming for you, ladies, so start taking your clothes off.

Buy me now, and don’t forget to tell your friends:

@frank_bod on Instagram #thefrankeffect #letsbefrank

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