#letsbefrank, you’re already a babe, so here’s how to be a mer-babe.
Not because I’m scary, but because I want your pants.
The best way to get costume ready is with me. In the shower.
This holiday is growing on me already. I'm all in. #letsbefrank
Congrats, you're officially a frankfurt.
If I had hands, I'd clap.
Check your inbox for your discount code.
You're already signed up for my love letters babe, this email already exists.
Sign up to be a frankfurt.