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anti makeup cleasning oil

Anti-Makeup Cleansing Oil

$23.95 USD

A clean cleanser without PEGs. Because Panda eyes are not a brunch look, babe.

frank body anti drama face mask

Anti-Drama Face Mask

$21.95 USD

A calming PM mask for AM drama. Helps with blemishes caused by stress from babes, bosses and bitches. #letsbefrank

Fight like a pro

ANTI-DRAMA FACE MASK

What it’s not

Pore shrinking detoxifying renewal mask.

Anti-Drama Face Mask.

 

How not to use it:

Used in combination with a healthy diet, exercise and a brain that doesn’t overthink, over analyse or gets bored, you too can have skin just like this. Also did you reply to my last text?

Anti-drama face mask, about the only thing in your life that isn’t.

 

What’s not in it:

10 layers on infrared technology

Actors in white lab coats pretending to mix things

Parabens

PEGS

Chemicals

A tree from a tube

All the oxides.

Anti-Drama Face Mask: water, Cacao, Coconut oil, shea butter.

 

When you need it:

Sports with balls.

Anti-Drama Face Mask

 

Drama-free environments:

Making salad.

Anti-Drama Face Mask

 

ANTI-ANGRY FACE MIST

What it’s not

Invigorating spray-on hydration.

Anti Angry Face Mist.

How to use it:

Spritz once for calming properties. Spritz twice to relieve any deeper troubles. Spritz three times in case of emergency. If symptoms persist, continue to spritz or seek a lifestyle coach.

Anti Angry Face Mist: just spray it.

 

When it’s needed:

Sometimes life’s hard. Sometimes you ask for a sandwich with no tomato then you a take and bite and well, there it is. A soggy, red, sour, tomato.

Anti-Angry Face Mist: Calms you TF down.

 

ANTI-MAKEUP CLEANSING OIL

What it’s not

Advanced multi-action purifying cleanser

Anti-makeup cleansing oil.

 

How not to use it:

Squirt liquid and gently rub onto face in semi-circular motions, mixing oil every 10 seconds with tepid water. Rinse and then cleanse on every  full moon with crystals.

Anti-makeup cleansing oil, not made up.

 

What’s not in it:

Parabens

PEG’s

Chemical peels

Whatever tryx-8oxisde

10 towels covered in foundation 

Me: Coffee, grapeseed oil, sunflower seed oil.

 

Start touching yourself all over the face.

frank,

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anti makeup cleasning oil

Anti-Makeup Cleansing Oil

$23.95 USD

A clean cleanser without PEGs. Because Panda eyes are not a brunch look, babe.

frank body anti drama face mask

Anti-Drama Face Mask

$21.95 USD

A calming PM mask for AM drama. Helps with blemishes caused by stress from babes, bosses and bitches. #letsbefrank

Fight like a pro

anti makeup cleasning oil

Anti-Makeup Cleansing Oil

$23.95 USD

A clean cleanser without PEGs. Because Panda eyes are not a brunch look, babe.

frank body anti drama face mask

Anti-Drama Face Mask

$21.95 USD

A calming PM mask for AM drama. Helps with blemishes caused by stress from babes, bosses and bitches. #letsbefrank