#letsbefrank, New Year’s resolutions they need something well, new.
My babes hear all the same things: eat this, drink that, do more, do less, turn in a circle and pat your head.
Like most things in life, I’m going to mess things up a little; that goes for your bathroom, your bedroom and those New Year’s resolutions.
Here are some I prepared earlier:
Resolution #23: To save more (Snapchat stories).
This is the only investment that truly pays off. Especially on birthdays. #letsbefrank.
Resolution #64: To find love (in a hopeless place).
Thanks bad girl, Ri Ri.
Resolution #101: To drink less (cheap) champagne.
A babe needs standards. #letsbefrank.
Resolution #111: To express myself (in the shower).
Or publicly on Instagram @frank_bod.
Resolution #140: To lose weight (from my suitcase).
Fortunately, I weigh less than those three pairs of clogs.
Resolution #173: To quit smoking (e-cigarettes).
The added ‘e’ doesn’t mean they’re any cooler.
Resolution #201: To write more (guest) lists.
Because #letsbefrank, that’s the only one you’ll love ticking.
Resolution #234: To eat more green (skittles).
Because they always get left behind. Consider it a service – to lollies globally.
Got some ideas of your own?
Let’s hear them on social.