I’ve already explained how coconuts can cure all your little problems.
Well, they also cure big problems too.
Your health crazy.
Coconuts are a tough nut to crack. That goes for their insides, too. Coconut oil has antifungal, antibacterial and antiviral properties that can fight off harmful bacteria in your bod. Just add a teaspoon to your coffee or when your cooking to bulk up your immune system. Now you’ll have the power to crack open a coconut with your bare hands. Possibly. Maybe. But I believe in you, babe.
Your hair crazy.
Ever wondered how mermaids get such flowing hair? Coconut oil, babe. (Disclaimer: that’s what they tell me. It may / may not be scientifically true). What is accurate is that Coconut Oil is rich in fatty acids. These help strengthen the hair, condition the scalp and get those strands growing again. Warm up a teaspoon of coconut oil and massage through shampooed hair. Cover with a shower cap and leave overnight. Rinse the next morning with a light shampoo. And hello, mermaid.
Your skin crazy.
While we’re on the topic of scaly creatures, I don’t want you to be one of them. Coconut oil is just what a babe needs for dry skin. It contains saturated fats which repairs the skin’s barrier and traps in water to keep your skin hydrated, while still allowing it to breathe. So it’s an ideal moisturiser for problem-prone skin. Not to mention making you all soft and silky, like a sausage dog. Cute.
Your general crazy.
The term ‘coco-loco’ had to come from somewhere. History (aka my instagram) has shown that coconuts have been getting babe’s tops off for centuries decades some time. That’s why Coconut Oil is a key ingredient in my Babe Island skincare kit: the kit to get your kit off. It contains my Coconut Coffee Scrub to buff away dry skin and dull days along with my new Coconut Body Balm to make your coconuts smooth, soft and smelling like summer.
#letsbefrank, there’s some crazy you do want.