#letsbefrank, they don’t teach you this in school.

frank body original introduction kit

Original
Introduction Kit

$37.95 USD

My Original Scrub + Body Balm: a dry skin fighting duo with an extra special price.

Express-O Coffee Scrub

$19.95 USD

Meet my new no mess, scrub express.

#letsbefrank, they don’t teach you this in school.

‘We should catch up’

In 2020.

 

‘You look good here’ 

But I bet you look better in person

 

*seen*

 Leave

 

‘What are you wearing?’

 Fill in the blanks here, babe then delete.

 

‘Much planned for the weekend?’

When can I see you?

 

‘Who’s that in your picture?’

Are you actually single.

 

‘So… what brings you here?’

 A good time or a long one.

 

‘You must be a Virgo.’

 No

 

‘I’m so busy atm but let’s catch up when things slow down?’

 And you forget this happened.

 

‘Hey’ … ‘Hey’ …’Hey’ … ‘Hey’ …

*goodbye*

 

‘What are you drinking?’

The most expensive one on the menu please and thank you.

‘Can I’ve your number?’

Can I’ve you’re number.

 

‘I can’t eat pasta, I’m gluten intolerant.’

 The deal breaker.

 

When someone sends you this with no context:

‘Hey’ (I think)

 

‘Soo…what are you looking for?’

 If you’re unsure, just reply ‘someone to have cheese with. Also, a rainbow.’

 

‘Who’s your friend?’

And can you introduce me.

 

Any person with any picture of them with a dog

babe-bait

 

‘What’s your favourite book?’

A text, not a test. If it is Twilight, now’s the time to come clean babe.

 

‘Who’s Harry Potter?’

Voldemort? *run*

 

‘Wanna have a shower?’

Ok, this is mine. But seriously, do you?

frank body original introduction kit

Original
Introduction Kit

$37.95 USD

My Original Scrub + Body Balm: a dry skin fighting duo with an extra special price.

Express-O Coffee Scrub

$19.95 USD

Meet my new no mess, scrub express.

#letsbefrank, they don’t teach you this in school.

frank body original introduction kit

Original
Introduction Kit

$37.95 USD

My Original Scrub + Body Balm: a dry skin fighting duo with an extra special price.

Express-O Coffee Scrub

$19.95 USD

Meet my new no mess, scrub express.