on May 01, 2026
There are a lot of ways you can get dirty. With your top off, with a martini, with another babe. Or my personal favourite: with coffee scrub.
But before you disrobe, there's something you need to know. Actually, there are 8 things you need to know.
1. Don't eat me.
Tempting. But while I smell good enough to eat and am made with natural ingredients, I'm exclusively for the outside of your body, babe.
2. Don't leave the bag open.
While I love it when you get wet, I'm better when I'm dry. Seal my packet after scrubbing and keep me away from your showerhead.
Tips from HQ:
- "I only reach into the scrub packet with a dry hand, that way I can keep extra moisture out of the packet."
- "I pour the scrub into my wet hand to keep the scrub dry inside the bag."
- "I keep my scrub outside of my shower."
3. Don't scrub your face with a body scrub.
Not with my Original Coffee Scrub, at least. The grains are bigger and are made for your body. That's why I created my Original Face Scrub just for your sweet cheeks — the skin here is more delicate, so a gentler, creamier exfoliator is required. If you really want to use the Original Coffee Scrub on your face, pat it on rather than scrubbing.
4. Don't rinse off immediately.
Halfway through your shower is when things start to get steamy. After applying my scrub, let it sit for 3–5 minutes so the caffeine has a chance to absorb into your skin through your hair follicles. That's when the real magic happens.
5. Don't just stand there.
While my scrub is settling, multitask. Use my Enzyme Face Cleanser on your face, do a hair mask, film a TikTok. It'll make the time go faster, and before you know it our date is over.
6. Don't forget to clean up after.
I have a way of getting into all areas of your life, including your shower walls. But what's life without a little mess? Once you're done rinsing your body, rinse your shower too. Ten seconds of splashing around and it's good as new. Bonus: your bathroom now smells like coffee or coconut.
7. Don't skip moisturiser.
While my body scrubs have natural oils to moisturise your skin while you scrub, some babes want extra soft skin. Reach for my Barrier Body Creme after scrubbing to lock in all the good stuff and keep your skin barrier happy. That seals the deal.
8. Don't text your ex.
Self-explanatory.
x frank
