I work on every surface, at any angle, under pressure and don’t leave a mess. How am I not on the news?

Express-O Coffee Scrub

€19.95 EUR

Meet my new no mess, scrub express.

I work on every surface, at any angle, under pressure and don’t leave a mess. How am I not on the news?

Espressos have resulted in a few things: alertness, elevated heart rates, bad kiss breath, impulsive decisions and all nighters, to name a few, but I’d rather name my own. It’s called Express-o and it leaves you better than you came.

So, I hear you need a body scrub, but don’t have time for…

  • Mess
  • Actually scrubbing
  • Getting ready
  • Deciding your purpose in life

 

This is why I made Express-o: a natural, caffeinated shot of skincare goodness for your bod. Works in 2 minutes when you’ve only got 5.

Here’s how:

 

I’m made in 2018, for your 2020 lifestyle

You move fast babe and you ain’t got time for a shit scrub. Express-o was made with time in mind. Unlike my Original Coffee Scrub, my whipped, creamy texture works two ways. Rub me on dry bits like elbows or get wet for a full body exfoliation. I only need to sit on you for two minutes to leave you smooth and glowing, so you can get going.

 

I stick to you, not the bathroom floor

As much as I like to see you covered in scrub, I know sometimes you’ve got better things to do than let me sit on top of you for 3-5  minutes. Thanks to my creamy texture (creamy = less mess), Express-o only sticks to you. So your bathroom tiles will love you, you can take me on holiday, better yet you won’t get kicked out of your sharehouse.

 

I bring the sugar & the spice

Unlike others, I’m not afraid of change which is why Express-o blends my love of all things coffee with raw sugar and cinnamon. The sweet stuff works to gently exfoliate, while the added spice keeps skin smooth and naturally fights skin conditions like acne, eczema and psoriasis.

 

Meet you in the bathroom, babe.

frank x

Express-O Coffee Scrub

€19.95 EUR

Meet my new no mess, scrub express.

I work on every surface, at any angle, under pressure and don’t leave a mess. How am I not on the news?

Express-O Coffee Scrub

€19.95 EUR

Meet my new no mess, scrub express.