If I had a kingdom, then my coffee scrubs would be the kings. They’re the gritty coffee scrubs that made me famous and where many first dates begin.

Tough feels like:

A good scrubbing in a Turkish bath.

Smells like:

Original = jaffas
Coconut = summer
Peppermint = after-dinner mints
Cacao = chocolate cake

How to use me:

It’s simple really: get naked, get dirty, get rough, get clean.

Use 3-5 times per week (as much scrub as you need each time). Massage in circular motions and leave on for 2-3 minutes. Take a photo. Tell your friends. Rinse.

Good for:

My special blend of natural ingredients will scrub away dry, flaky skin, leaving it feeling smooth and supple.

Just like a rubix cube, there are a few more colourful sides to me:

I’m kind and gentle.
I’m a smooth talker.
And while I like to get dirty, I like to get you clean.

Over to you, babe.

xx frank.