Christmas is here the same time every year. Shocking, I know.
No matter how many paydays a babe has over the year it never seems to be enough. Those yeezy sneakers aren’t going to pay for themselves, #letsbefrank.
So here’s how you avoid a credit crisis and still keep your friends.
Don’t buy expensive ribbon.
That fancy pants ribbon. Most people won’t know that that ribbon cost you $30 or $3. Just like your ex’s letters, they all end up in the same place… the bin (or the fireplace).
Shake and bake.
Cookies, cakes, foods that sit in that weird looking liquid. Scrub up your old jars and put them to good use. Add a pink ribbon and voila you have a gift.
Dig deeper than you’ve ever dug before.
And hello, secondhand store: books, puzzles, 70s ceramics: it’s amazing what rich people throw out. #letsbefrank.
Last year’s gifts.
Yes, I went there. There are some gifts you will never use but your cousin? She will love that 1D photo album. Just make sure mum isn’t there in the great gift unwrap. That’s just awkward.
Make a coffee body scrub.
Just checking if you’re paying attention. Why would you do that when I look like this? My Twice As Fun mini scrub duo kit will save you all the hassle. Or my Booty Sleep Kit with a cute as eye mask will give them the sleep they never had.
9/10 babes told me this is what they want for Christmas. That other babe? She lying.
Merry Christmas, babe.