Attention: your bod and your bits. I’m a gentle 2-in-1 body and intimate wash made with clean ingredients to love every bit of you. Like Kakadu Plum, pomegranate extract, and coffee seed extract. Fragrance-free, soap-free, and pH-balanced for babes who have their private parts set on “do not disturb”. Cruelty-free, alcohol-free, and vegan. If you’ve got sensitive skin, I’m the guy for you.
℮360ml
LET’S GET PERSONAL
CLEAN INGREDIENTS
I’m made without 20 common (read: nasty) ingredients, so you can get up to dirty business without me adding to it. Instead, I use natural ingredients and safe synthetics that are better for your body.
SULPHATE-FREE
Sulphates are stripping. They remove your natural oils, which causes your body to compensate and make more. Leaving you oilier than when you started.
FRAGRANCE-FREE
Fragrances are irritating. Sensitive skin needs a soap-free, fragrance-free feminine wash that you can use everywhere. Your private parts shouldn’t smell like roses, anyway.
PH-BALANCED
Your private parts have a normal pH between 3.5 and 4.5. My wash is balanced to be the same pH as your skin to go places other body washes can’t (and places most men can’t find).
How to use me
Skin Type
I’m for every babe, especially sensitive
Smell
Fragrance-free for all your bits
How often
Every day you have a body
How much
As much as you want
Step 1
Get naked and wet in the shower.
Step 2
Use me all over your body. Think dirty thoughts.
Step 3
Remember, your vagina cleans itself. Keep me to the outside of your body and only wash your vulva with me.
Step 4
Repeat daily. Call for backup if you get confused.
Before & after
BEFORE
You’re a babe covered in sweat, dirt, and grime. You’ve got plenty of dirty thoughts.
AFTER
You’re a clean, hydrated, and sweet-smelling babe. Still with dirty thoughts.