Rhiannon Langley has been a favourite frankfurt of mine for some time. Fresh faced, healthy and always willing to get down and dirty. What’s not to love? You can stalk her on Instagram, you might even find a picture of me. Apologies in advance, your productivity levels are about to severely plummet. #babealert

I thought this time we’d get a little dirty with words, before we hit the shower. Read on.

What’s the first thing you think about when you wake up?

The first thing I think about would be food.

Then what’s the first thing you do?

First thing I do is pee and wash my eyes with cold water to wake me up.

Are you a bath or shower girl?

Shower girl.   (A standing scrubber, hey?)

Loofah or hands?

Loofa.

Coffee or coffee?

Coffee all the way.   (See why I love her?)

Original, coconut or cacao?

Cacao is my ultimate favourite, I mean come on it’s a mocha!

Soap or body wash?

I use Sorbolene, good old eczema doesn’t like soap or body wash.

If you were a scrub, what scent would you be?

I’d definitely be cacao, people can’t resist chocolate.   (I know I can’t resist you.)

Favourite babe on Instagram?

Probably @gioannatonzillo, such a babe.   (Please excuse me while I look her up.)

What’s your favourite part of your body?

My favourite part of my body would be boobs!

Do you have a #bodylove quote?

“EveryBODY has its art, YOU are a work of art”

Who should frank put on his To Scrub list?

Ohh to scrub list! Honestly everyone needs to be scrubbed.   (Oh I blush.)

xx frank