#letsbefrank, I like all babes. But there are a select few of you who I am yet to catch (scrub). So, I want to make it known that I have noticed you: Adriana Lima, Iggy & Kendal. Bingle, Cara & Bey.
I’ve been having dreams. Mostly*, rough, dirty, and naked ones.
*(Always).
And boy oh boy have they been good. Up there with the best.
Of course they have been featuring babes. But not just any babes. Babes I #wouldscrub
You’re obviously on there. However there’s a few that are continuing to play hard to get.
So I want to put it out there, make it known, and pray for a good result. Can you help me spread the word?
Adriana Lima. Iggy Azelia. Kendal Jenner. You’re on my list.
Queen B. Lara Bingle. Cara Delvingne. You’re there too.
Miranda Kerr. Rita Ora. Kate Upton. You’re at the top.
Bad Gal Rhi Rhi. Like I said, a humble scrub can only dream.
All that stage makeup will come off easy with my granular texture.
The natural oils in me will rejuvenate your over worked body.
I’ll get your blood pumping again after a long day with my caffeine base.
And the quality time we spend in the shower will keep you grounded.
#justthekindaguyiam
So, there. I’ve said it.
I’ll wait to hear from you all. In the shower.
frank x