Last year you may have been privy to my appearance as #thegoldenfrank
It brought a lot of attention my way. #letsbefrank I’m not complaining.
It was so good that I decided to do it again. But this time I want to fly you and a friend to Paris. And all you have to do is buy any one of my scrubs in the month of April, and if a shiny pack is delivered to your door- you’ve won. www.frankbody.com
Not convinced? How about some supporting evidence as to why it’s so great to be gold? After all, evidence is the only thing to stand up in court.
The world is full of bits and boobs and bobs, but some of those are clearly better when they’re shiny.
#1: Coins. Sure, a collection of silver is handy, for the Laundromat. But a collection of gold coins can get you further. Because remember, the best things in life aren’t free.
#2: Medals. You all deserve a trophy for being such a great big bunch of babes. I love how you all give your #thefrankeffect photos so much attention, however some of you are more competitive than others, let’s be frank. I guess if you were going to stand on the podium, you’d much prefer 1st place, right?
#3: Jewellery. Every so often babes want more than a bag of scrub. (That was hard to admit). Now that silver stuff is great and all, but if you want to get serious, gold is where it’s at- way more fancy face.
#4: Bathtubs. White ones, silver ones, outside ones – they’re all nice and do the trick…but picture those luxury hotels where everything looks like it’s made from gold; yep that’s what I’m talking about. A gold tub to pair with my new shiny pack = a match made in scrubbing heaven.
#5: Champagne. It’s bubbly and it’s golden and it’s the first thing I’ll be serving you when you check into your hotel in Paris after you’ve won #thegoldenfrank.
Don’t forget babe, I only ever want you to be the best version of yourself.
I’ve decided to take my own advice, and stay gold until I’m claimed.
Should you not win the #thegoldenfrank, there’s still my second chance draw. Check Instagram for details. @frank_bod