If you’ve been hitting TBC on a decent sleep routine, or your screentime has led to daily spirals — my Tired Babes Club Kit will restore faith in humanity and boost patience by 128%*.

Magnesium Body Scrub:

When you’ve been burning the candle at both ends, unwind my top and awaken skin fatigue. Mineral-rich magnesium melts muscles and calms inflammation, while polishing salts buff and brighten skin to reveal a babe who definitely didn’t scroll until 2 am. Night-cap it off with soothing chamomile extract, jojoba oil, and calendula flower extract for a sleepy, smooth skin finish that will send you into REM land.

Body Therapy Oil:

Overworked and fatigued? Drop it. I’ve bottled a blend of silky oils, healthy perspective, and skin-nourishing extracts to reverse dull, dry skin and intrusive thoughts. Chamomile extract calms the skin and mind, while my rich orchestra of oils — like sweet almond, jojoba, avocado, and sea buckthorn — lull you to sleep before you can even reach for your vibe.

HOW TO USE ME

Step 1

Light a candle, and put on my Tired Babes Club Spotify playlist. 

Step 2

Get naked and get wet in the bath or shower.

Step 3

Massage a few handfuls of my body scrub into the skin, focusing on any dry patches and stressed sections. If you’re in the bath, soak it up.

Step 4

Step out, dry off. While skin is damp, rub a couple of pumps of body oil into clean, dry skin, giving extra love to areas of concern.

*Not real. But could be.