I’ve got hot tips for hot babes on the party circuit. It’s all about strategy, babe. And I'm here to be your wingman.
Got a problem? Get a coconut.
I’ve decided to take my own advice, and stay gold until I’m claimed.
You trade me your eggs, and I’ll trade you scrub.
Have a Bridget Bardot moment. #nopantsarethebestpants
How not to look like you've rolled in Doritos.
I'm a creative guy, surrounded by creative babes.