You’ve been saving for weeks, maybe months; and you’ve been planning your trip down to the t. Did I mention I fit into your hand luggage? Your vacay is about to get 10x better. #letsbefrank

I love when you babes gallivant around the globe; it means I get a holiday, too. Each and every one of you deserve a break in your busy lives – sunbaking and sipping coconuts it is.

Whether it’s an overseas holiday, weekend getaway or business trip; there’s always an opportunity to kick your feet up and keep your skin looking smooth while you’re at it.

Translation? There’s always an opportunity to get down and dirty with me.

The air hostesses might not approve of us joining the mile high club, so I’ll be patient and wait for us to land. But hey, I’m not going to stop you trying.

In the meantime, there are other ways I can help you through.

Long flights dry out your skin, but my body balm does the opposite. Hydrating and nourishing you through that unpleasant 12-hour flight. Bang on 100ml, it’s perfect for inflight pampering – if I do say so myself.

And then there are layovers. Three hours of terminal limbo with nothing but overpriced smoothies and dodgy WiFi. Your skin is already crying from the recycled cabin air, and now you’re parked in a plastic chair somewhere between gates C and D.

I know exactly what you’re up to, though. Half of you are refreshing your boarding pass every thirty seconds. The other half are deep in your phones, bouncing between group chats, ethereum poker sites, and whatever else keeps you sane between gates. Either way, your under-eyes are starting to look like you haven’t slept since last Tuesday.

Good thing I’m small but mighty. A dab of lip balm and a quick hit of body balm on your elbows and you’re sorted. Fresh enough to fool the rideshare driver into thinking you didn’t just survive a red-eye.

I also travel well in checked luggage, for the record. Wrap me up in a sock and tuck me in – I’m not fussy. Just make sure you reunite with me before you hit the hotel shower, babe.

Because when you finally make it to your destination, the real pampering starts. But that’s between us.

(As) if I’m not enough, I’ve provided some other tips and tricks:

• Drink plenty of water.
• Don’t wear makeup on the plane. I like you all natural anyway.
• Eat healthy and clean, max out on the fruit and vegetables.
• Stretch your pins, walking up and down the aisle is totally on trend.
• Try (as uncomfortable as it is) to get your beauty sleep

And when we land, guess where I’ll be? In the shower, with you; of course. International hotels have great showers, #justsaying.

Paradise awaits, babe. Let me help you ensure you come back with that post-holiday glow that your workplace will be jealous of. But it’s okay, there’s enough of me to go around.

So book those flights, and don’t forget to take me with you.

xx frank