Skincare is a lot like a relationship. It’s a little give and take. A little tough and a lot of love. You know that saying, the face wants what the heart does. No? Well, I’m saying it now. Here’s how to get the most out of me for the most of you.
AM: The Meeting
Nothing stimulates your pulse like a shot of the strong stuff. There’s a reason I put it in everything. It gets the blood pumping and promotes collagen production to wake up, firm up and tone up tired skin. The kind of wake up call that makes you think: where have you been all my life.
It’s what’s on the inside that counts.
Looks aren’t everything babes, it’s how someone makes me feel. Need I remind you I look like this but you still love me. A lot like my Charocal Face Cleanser, the dirties but cleanest cleanser, makes sense right? It’s packed with activated charcoal and coffee to wake up tired skin and fight dirt and bacteria without drying you out. The kind of touch that makes your insides tingle.
So things are moving along, you’re in what’s called the honeymoon period. Beware, this usually always leads to one thing: missing underwear. The culprit? Smooth talk. You know, the kind of little jokes and slight compliments that makes you go from edgy to mushy? My Caffeinated Face Moisturiser does the same for your face. Dry, dull skin thinks it super tough them bam, I gloss and glide over it turning into a smooth, dewy, glowing puddle.
MIDDAY: Afternoon delight
Translation: Anti-Angry Face Mist.
#letsbefrank, it was bound to happen at some point. Say ‘Ahhh’ not ‘oh-no’ with my Anti-Angry Face Mist. The perfect pick-me up when you need to freshen up. Made with rose hip oil, aloe vera and camilla leaf, this natural mist goes under and over makeup or natural babes to deliver a dose of hydration when things are a little ah-em, dry…
Take it off.
Translation: Anti-Makeup Cleansing Oil.
As your undies get tangles from every angle possible, you should consider removing your makeup. Sweat and makeup are kind of like romeo and juliet – they end in tears aka. Breakouts.
Mainly named Paul who likes to appear centre stage of your forehead at the most inconvenient times. That’s why I made my Anti-Makeup Cleansing Oil. A natural oil packed with BHA Acid, coffee seed oil, grapeseed oil and Camellia leaf to get through your layers without harming your face or white towels. Each oil works to breakdown bacteria, dirt and makeup while hydrating and softening your skin.
Translation: Cleanse, again.
Don’t stop til it’s all off. How else are we going to do it? For your face, that means, cleanse, again with my Charcoal Face Cleanser. Double cleansing babes get the most off their face and the most out of me.
Rough n’ dirty.
Everyone loves a bit of tough love. My Original Face Scrub is a gritty but smooth face scrub that’s made with coffee grinds and white clay to wipe the slate clean and smooth over those lumps & bumps and get your blood pumping. The result: flushed, rosy cheeks and dewy, glowing skin. So you look like you make good life decisions, like exercise.
Translation: Anti-Drama Face Mask
Someone’s got the tingles. And not the kind you see the doctor about, the ones that make your dreams dirty. Until, realise they will see you sleeping which means one thing: pillow drool. Now, you’re never going to get to sleep. My Anti-Drama Face Mask was made just for this. It puts tired skin and sleepless babes to bed. With a soothing blend of coffee, charcoal, chamomile and lavender, I de-stress, detox and calm babes in 15 minutes. You’ll be in a peaceful booty beauty slumber in no time.
The morning after: ‘I was home last night’ work conversation
Translation: Glow Mask
You have three options here babe: run, lie or use my Glow Mask – it’s basically sleep in a bottle. It drenches your skin in shea & cocoa butter that deeply hydrate and nourish skin while reducing dark circles. So you can tell Susan you were in bed by 8pm.
So, shall we head back to your place babe?