The Mega
Complexion Crew Kit
£59.95 GBP (You save £26.75)
The Mega
Complexion Crew Kit
£59.95 GBP (You save £26.75)
A six piece, natural, complexion loving crew that fight breakouts, acne, blemishes and dull skin. Clear and detoxify skin in three steps with The Poreifics. Keep glowing with my Antis range to remove makeup and calm skin. Each combine coffee, natural oils and plant-based ingredients to keep skin healthy. Dewy, Misty skin is here, the Photoshop is not. Natural, paraben & PEG free.
& BREAKOUTS
DETOXIFYING
OR PHALTATES
Inside me
Charcoal
Face Cleanser
℮100 ml
The dirtiest looking, but cleanest-cleanser. Makes sense right? Makeup, shmakeup. I look dark because of charcoal that deactivates breakouts. I remove makeup & impurities naturally without stripping the skin thanks to my combination of echinacea & natural oils. Use morning & night for a clear, blemish free complexion. Vegan & cruelty-free.
(Formerly ‘Creamy Face Cleanser’).
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Original
Face Scrub
℮125 ml
For babes that have one minute to get their glow on, I’m the guy for the job. I’m a targeted exfoliator that detoxifies pores, fight breakouts, acne & fades scars thanks to my blend of coffee, bamboo and walnut. Your skin will look even and perky from the moment you rinse me off. For best results use me 2-3 times a week after cleansing.
(Formerly ‘Creamy Face Scrub’).
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Caffeinated Face
Moisturiser
℮80 ml
For babes that want a smooth ending, for once. Natural, lightweight and caffeinated. I’m the perfect moisturiser, if I do say so myself. My mix of coffee, shea butter and vitamin E plumps skin without the laser beams so you feel nourished, not pinched. I don’t contain any nasties that secretly clog pores over time so you’ll stay feeling great.
(Formerly ‘Everyday Face Moisturiser’).
View ingredientsAnti-Makeup Cleansing Oil 80ml
I’m a natural oil cleanser that takes your second face off. My combination of coffee, grapeseed oil and BHA acid dissolve dirt, tackles acne, makeup and all your attempts at winged-eyeliner. I start off oily then evolve into a creamy, milky liquid when mixed with water to leave your skin clear, bright and panda-eye free.
View ingredientsAnti-Drama Face Mask 80ml
Meet Anti-Drama Face Mask, here for pores, not applause. My blend of charcoal, chamomile, honey and lavender reduces acne, removes dirt, impurities and the day’s drama by soothing skin and you. Leave for 15 minutes, rinse and chill. That’s it – it’s a face mask, not your love life.
View ingredientsAnti-Angry Face Mist 70ml
Made with rose water and aloe, I cool down angry skin, freshen up foundation and give you a reason to spritz anyone who needs to calm TF down. Mist standing, mist sitting, mist dancing… naked.
View ingredientsHow to use me
Step 1
Anti-Makeup Cleansing Oil: Massage oil in circular motions on face paying extra attention to key makeup heavy areas. Add water & continue to massage cleanser in circular motions around face as it turns into a milky, creamy liquid. Rinse and pat dry.
Charcoal Face Cleanser: Double cleanse your face with my Charcoal Face Cleanser on wet skin to remove all traces of the day.
Step 2
Use my Original Face Scrub on damp skin, every other day. Scrub in gentle, circular motions.
Step 3
Anti-Drama Face Mask: Every second night, after cleaning & before moisturising, apply a thick layer of mask to clean, dry skin. Leave for 15 minutes then rinse.
Caffeinated Face Moisturiser: Pat on 2 peas worth of my Everyday Face Moisturiser on cleansed, dry skin.
Step 4
Hold down nozzle and mist - that's it. Good under makeup, over makeup & when your face needs an extra boost of hydration.
Before & after
After 1 week:
Your skin will feel brighter, firmer and smoother. You'll notice once pronounced, blemishes are softened and smaller impurities have gone.
After 1 month:
With regular use, many babes have reported blemishes like acne, scars, eczema and psoriasis have faded away. They also found their skin stayed soft, hydrated and firm long after using me.
After 3 months:
Many babes report that scars, acne and skin nasties look less prominent. Although I think they look babe’n both ways. #letsbefrank
Babes who liked it dirty.
Less pants, more me.
Get my three step face range in a kit and save.
The All or
Nothings Kit
It's a full house. My bestselling body and face products to defeat dry skin forever.
£49.95 GBP
(You save £19.80)
Original Coffee Scrub
Body Cream
Charcoal Face Cleanser
Original Face Scrub
Caffeinated Face Moisturiser
Original Coffee Scrub
Body Cream
Charcoal Face Cleanser
Original Face Scrub
Caffeinated Face Moisturiser