In the mean time, here's a list of all the things you could do in Paris.

Bonjour, babes.

It’s that time of year again when you do something for me (buy me) and I do something for you (send you to Paris).

For the month of April there is one golden frank in circulation, the receiver of which will win a trip for two to Paris. That’s right, return flights, seven nights accommodation at Hotel Raphael and €1000 spending money.

All you have to do to be in the running is purchase any scrub between April 1st – 30th and then cross all of your fingers, toes, limbs and eyes and hope that the one that gets delivered to you is a shiny shade of gold.

If it is, you’ve won. Feel free to dance around a bit.

If it isn’t, poo poo. But I also have a second chance drawer for you to enter, which you’ll see on the flyer that comes with all scrub purchases. Simply follow the instructions on the flyer for your chance to be the first in the world to try my three brand new, top secret products.

Remember, the more you shop the better your chances of winning. So if you were planning on gifting people (or yourself) now’s the time. See, I’m the only guy in the world that encourages your shopping habit.

In the mean time, here’s a list of all the things you could do in Paris.

What would a trip to France be without a visit to the Eiffle tower? Of course, you should take a family photo of us in front of it.

Load up on chocolate filled pastries and coffee. This is what we call joie de vivre.

The calories don’t count when you cycle. #letsbefrank

For my babes of age, it would be rude not to enjoy a champagne or two.

Have a Bridget Bardot moment. #nopantsarethebestpants

Repeat step two.

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