I’ve got nothing to hide. Probably why I like you nakey so much.

I’ve got nothing to hide. Probably why I like you nakey so much.

#letsbefrank, not all ingredients make sense. Here’s a breakdown of mine.

My Original Coffee Scrub goes a little like this:

Expect: Coffee, vegan friends, waterproof bag, flirting, no pants.

Arrives with:
Coffee, Sweet Almond Oil, water, salt, brown sugar, vitamin E, Soybean oil, cinnamon.

Leaves you: smooth, soft, hydrated, without flaky skin, dry bits and removes nasties like; redness, eczema and body acne, boredom.

Leaves out:
chemicals, nasties, parabens, pegs, carcinogens, animal testing, things that look like: G5%fs-oxide?


100% naturally derived: aka, I access properties of a natural raw
material like the oil from a coconut and use it to make things, without the labs.
5% serious: Bc sometimes ‘we  need to talk’
0% bullshit:

 

For more indulgent reading, turn to my Cacao Coffee Scrub:

 

Coffea Robusta Seed Powder: Aka Coffee.what you drink

Aqua: Known on the streets as ‘water.’ What you should drink

Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil: Sweet almond oil. A little nutty, a lot of goodness.

Sodium Chloride: Salt. Hold the chips.  

Sucrose: Brown Sugar. To keep things sweet.

Juglans Regia Shell Powder: Walnut Powder. The good stuff taken from a hard one

Fragrance: Smells good.

Theobroma Cacao Fruit Powder:  Cacao. From a tree, not a packet.

Theobroma Cacao Extract Glycerin: Cacao extract that’s existed since BC 4000 years ago

Tocopherol: Vitamin E.

Glycine Soja Oil: Soybean oil. Like tofu, but not

Macadamia Ternifolia Seed Oil: Macadamia Oil, for the hard core scrub lovers

Benzyl Alcohol (Cinnamon Derived): Benzyl alcohol is actually a natural ingredient. Many plants, fruits, and teas have it as a component, as do essential oils like jasmine, hyacinth, and ylang-ylang.

I’ve got nothing to hide. Probably why I like you nakey so much.