Take no gambles against dry, dull skin; take me instead. My Original Coffee Scrub and Body Cream smooth and hydrate with natural oils; leaving no dry patches to chance. My 3 step face range battles blemishes, breakouts and dullness with coffee, walnut and bamboo. Together they raise you smooth, clear skin – no bluffing, just blushing. Natural, paraben & PEG free.
The body scrub to end all body scrubs, if I do say so myself. I’m 100% natural, vegan and ready to tackle breakouts, scars and marks. My blend of coffee and oils keep your skin looking perky, even and soft as a kitten with a blowout.View ingredients
Body Cream ℮6.76 fl. oz
What’s rich, vegan & always brings you coffee? Me. The dream guy you can buy. Designed to deeply hydrate your entire body, packed with caffeine and pomegranate to make skin look supple, firm and juicy. No added fragrance makes me perfect for dehydrated skin and babes who battle with eczema and psoriasis.View ingredients
℮3.38 fl. oz
The dirtiest looking, but cleanest-cleanser. Makes sense right? Makeup, shmakeup. I look dark because of charcoal that deactivates breakouts. I remove makeup & impurities naturally without stripping the skin thanks to my combination of echinacea & natural oils. Use morning & night for a clear, blemish free complexion. Vegan & cruelty-free.
(Formerly ‘Creamy Face Cleanser’).View ingredients
℮4.23 fl. oz
For babes that have one minute to get their glow on, I’m the guy for the job. I’m a targeted exfoliator that detoxifies pores, fight breakouts, acne & fades scars thanks to my blend of coffee, bamboo and walnut. Your skin will look even and perky from the moment you rinse me off. For best results use me 2-3 times a week after cleansing.
(Formerly ‘Creamy Face Scrub’).View ingredients
℮2.70 fl. oz
For babes that want a smooth ending, for once. Natural, lightweight and caffeinated. I’m the perfect moisturiser, if I do say so myself. My mix of coffee, shea butter and vitamin E plumps skin without the laser beams so you feel nourished, not pinched. I don’t contain any nasties that secretly clog pores over time so you’ll stay feeling great.
(Formerly ‘Everyday Face Moisturiser’).View ingredients
How to use me
Original Coffee Scrub: Apply handfuls of my Original Coffee Scrub all over your wet body and massage in circular motions, leave for a few minutes then Rinse. Use 2-3 times per week.
Body Cream: Apply all over your body after scrubbing and in between days to hydrate heavily. Use daily.
Charcoal Face Cleanser: Wash your face with a coin sized amount to remove all traces of the day. Repeat if wearing makeup. Use morning & night for best results.
Original Face Scrub: Massage a coin sized amount onto damp skin in gentle, circular motions. Then rinse. Use 2-3 times per week for best results.
Caffeinated Face Moisturiser: Pat a pea sized amount into your face morning and night for dewy skin.
Before & after
After a single shower date:
Your skin will immediately look and feel tighter, brighter and more even. You’ll notice dry patches are gone and it feels supple.
After 1 month
With regular use, many babes have reported blemishes like acne, scars, eczema and psoriasis have faded away. They also found their skin stayed soft, hydrated and firm long after using me.
After 3 months
Many babes report that scars, acne and skin nasties look less prominent. Although I think they look babe’n both ways. #letsbefrank
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