I can’t keep my hands off of you, babe. And #letsbefrank, I’m not the only one.

So here’s how to get loved up without losing your pants – or your dignity.

Look around you.

I get it babe, the adrenalin is pumping and you’re oblivious to what’s happening around you. But dip the love goggles for a moment. Is there an elderly couple nearby celebrating their wedding anniversary? Or a family singing happy birthday? Pick your locations wisely. It’s no fun for you if the onlookers burst out crying. Or drop their dentures. #letsbefrank.

Tip: Pick dark corners such as the cinema or that dingy bar. Don’t forget to utilise clothing (eg. jackets) for extra coverage.

Take a hint.

Are your friends giving you ‘a look’ or looking anywhere but at you? It’s not because they’re jealous, it’s because they feel nauseous. If you’re hanging out with friends focus on them not your boy’s tonsils.

Tip: schedule in couple time.

Don’t touch others.

I’m all about group love, but that doesn’t suit every babe. So be careful not to let wandering arms wander to the person sitting next to you. That’s illegal.

Tip: keep your hands in their pockets. Simple.

Know your boundaries.

A tap or a pinch? Some lip or some tongue? Know how far you can take it. Lacking a moral compass? Imagine the thing pointing in your direction is your mum.

Tip: stop when it feels uncomfortable.

Make it look good.

You’re in public. So work it. We all need someone to aspire to. #letsbefrank.

Tip: unleash your inner entertainer. Remember this is Moulin Rouge, not late night television.

Now go forth. And let your lips do all the walking.

I’ll be sure to share all our intimate moments on social.

Take a peek.

I know you want to,

x frank