#scrubtogetherstaytogether

It’s a proven fact (not really) that couples who scrub together stay together.

Or at the very least, they have a damn good time in the shower together.

Listen, babes. There are many benefits of scrubbing with your one and only, but here are just a few:

1. Not only will you be saving dollars on your water bill this month, but double-scrubbing will also provide plenty of quality time to take selfies with one another. Who said romance was dead?
2. To top that off, you’ll both be left with silky smooth skin, with which you can rub together… after you scrub together. See what I did there?
3. You can then post your couple-scrub-time selfie on Instagram and show all your friends what a cute couple you are. Just remember to tag me, @frank_bod with #thefrankeffect
4. I might even feature you on my own Insta, you know, cause you’re both so cute and all.
5. Haven’t you always wondered what a threesome would be like?

For all the single babes out there, don’t fret. Just grab your bestie and get naked. Maybe getting naked with your bestie isn’t for you? Wear bikinis. Really, really small bikinis. That’ll do.

Now go on, get out there. Show these couples who’s the cutest.

xx frank