#letsbefrank, non-morning babes, envy pro-morning babes.

Your spritely step, your post-6am-vinyasa glow and that knowing smile.

Settle ladies, I’m here to even the score.

Set your alarm 5 minutes earlier and pop on my new morning Glow Mask.

I’ve got 10 ideas for you. Because the early babe catches the early bird babe (and feels victorious).

Your morning improvements start now.

1. Cull 5 pieces of clothing from your wardrobe.

That’s one item every minute. And go.

2. Organise your outfit for the day.

As you cull, create. Win-win.

3. Engage in a quick Tinder / Bumble / INSERT RANDOM DATING SITE session.

While I’m loving up your face, you may find some love for those er… other places.

Then I can love your beau up too. It’s the circle of love and I go both ways. Wink.

4. Unsubscribe from crap emails (obviously I don’t fall under that category of ‘crap’).

That underage nightclub gig guide? Keep that.

Financial advice? You’re right, they can go.

5. Paint your pet’s toe nails.

#letsbefrank, babes love a bit of matchy-matchy. So get them to match yours.

Please note: I don’t encourage animal cruelty nor painting your pet’s nail in glossy wood varnish.

Pets tell me that was so 30 years ago.

6. Look up a word you don’t know the meaning of.

For example:

Coquetry.

Bonhomie.

Babe. (Or you could just look down, or at this blog).

7. Make a smoothie.

You’ve got some berry goodness on your face, so why not get some berries in your bod. A good smoothie recipe is here. Nom. Nom. Nom.

8. Make your morning brew.

Because the best mornings start with coffee. #letsbefrank.

9. Now rub the rest of your body in coffee.

While I’m working my magic on those cheeks, your ‘other’ cheeks are getting a little envious. So better have a scrub with my coffee body scrubs. Oh, what a blend.

10. And finally, declare your love to me.

Publicly. If no babe sees it, it didn’t happen. Snap a picture and tag #thefrankeffect.

Every body is doing it.

Still happily drooling on your pillow?

I’ve got your drool back too, babe. Get a morning mood boost right here.

See, I’ve thought of everything.

x frank.