“Trust me, we've actually tried going commando and it's nowhere near as nice as being fully naked.” Well, that’s got my attention…
A love poem from one vegan to another.
So what is it about getting dirty that babes love?
For all the single babes out there, don’t fret. Your bestie one of the best scrub companions.
I’m gentle when I need to be, babe.
I bring a takeaway coffee, they tell me all their stories, I document it.
Why you shouldn't forget to scrub this area.
I'm coming for you, ladies, so start taking your clothes off.
That is the question.
If I were your man, I’d send you flowers, chocolate, candles, etc. etc.
I just don’t know how you contort your bodies into such amazing formations. It’s art, babe. Really.