My Northern hemisphere babes are saying so long to summer, while my Southern hemisphere babes are whipping out the short-shorts at a rapid rate. There’s this sudden urge to take everything off when the sun comes out (not that I’m complaining).
I’ve never known what a bikini body is, because #letsbefrank, every body is a babe. But if you’re the kind of babe that likes to hit the gym, I have just the thing…
My limited edition Fit Kit: for active babes and babes on a budget ($34.95). My Peppermint Coffee Scrub and Body Balm to keep babes feeling fresh after a sweat-sesh (even if that sweaty business doesn’t take place at the gym). A spring clean for your skin, so you can spring clean your life – and all the boys who are in it.
How does it work?
You sweat, you scrub. Why? Bacteria. Duh.
My Peppermint Coffee Scrub is just what you need after you workout. Native mint and peppermint oil flush out pores can cause ingrown hairs and blemishes, leaving you with that minty fresh feeling. Just what you need to soothe tired muscles and to wash away that gym mat (or mattress) smell.
Grab a few handfuls of this minty goodness and rub all over your bod in big circular motions. Leave for 2-3 minutes, practice those deep shower lunges, take a selfie (don’t forget to tag @frank_bod) then rinse. I know I’ve made a mess. But I have just the thing to smooth things over: my oil-based Body Balm.
My Body Balm will make your skin blossom, babe. My Body Balm will give you a spring sheen that babes can’t get enough of: on your pins, in your hair, you can put this balmy babe anywhere. Made from Coconut Oil and Arabica Coffee Seed Oil, this oil-based moisturiser rubs on like butter to leave your skin soft, supple and shiny.
Not in the Southern hemisphere?
No sweat, babe. I have something for you too to keep you warm on those cold winter nights. Stay tuned.
Wherever you are babe, I’ll find you. Then scrub you. And tell the world about it.
That’s not creepy at all.
PS – And a shout out to my flexible babe @aeriallynn for the skills pictured above for the skills pictured above.