on March 18, 2026
Keeping a babe super smooth is all in a day's work. I should know, it's my job. From morning to night, I'm here to make sure you're never dealing with a dry spell. Like, the kind that's happening on your knees and elbows. And not to rub it in (wink) but I'm at the top of my game. After scrubbing and rubbing with me, babes report skin that is smoother, more vibrant, and more glowing. Sound like a situation you want to be in? Of course it does. Read on and bookmark this routine.
Morning moisturiser: Firming Body Cream and Booty Drops
Wake up and smell the coffee. And then drink the coffee. And then slather the coffee all over your skin. This is how we do it. My Firming Body Cream and Firming Booty Drops are a caffeinated dynamic duo that'll perk you right up. Mix them together after the shower: scoop out your Firming Body Cream, add 4 to 5 drops of Booty Drops, and massage in circular motions. Caffeine, peptides, guarana, and grapeseed oil work together to leave skin smooth, firm, and perky. Or grab both in The Squat Drop Kit for less.
Moisture touch-ups: Glide 'n' Go Body Oil Stick
So you've showered. You've moisturised. You've had your cup of coffee (or three). Now it's time to take on the day. Before you head out the door, take me with you. My Glide 'n' Go Body Oil Stick is a convenient way to touch up your skin whenever you're feeling dry, or want a little extra highlight on your collar bones. Perfect post-workout or before a date. All it takes is one hand. Has hydrating ever been this easy.
Avocado and rosehip oils will get you glowing, while guarana helps energise tired skin.
Exfoliation: alternate between AHA Body Lotion and coffee scrub
Exfoliating 2 to 3 times a week is where smooth skin starts. You have options. Alternate between a chemical exfoliant like my Smoothing AHA Body Lotion or a physical exfoliant like my Original Coffee Scrub. Both work wonders, just in their own ways.
Not only do both exfoliate, they both hydrate. My coffee scrubs are made with natural oils like sweet almond oil to nourish every inch of your skin. And my AHA Lotion is made with mango seed butter and macadamia seed oil, sloughing away dead skin cells while moisturising your skin all night long.
Follow these simple steps and you'll have the best skin of your life. I'm frank about it.
x frank
