This Magnesium and Body Oil Kit seriously boosts REM.
on September 30, 2025

This Magnesium and Body Oil Kit seriously boosts REM.

If you've been hitting TBC on a decent sleep routine, or your screentime has led to daily spirals, my Tired Babes Club Kit will restore faith in humanity and boost patience by 128%*.

Magnesium Body Scrub

When you've been burning the candle at both ends, unwind and awaken skin fatigue. Mineral-rich magnesium melts muscles and calms inflammation, while polishing salts buff and brighten skin to reveal a babe who definitely didn't scroll until 2am. Night-cap it off with soothing chamomile extract, jojoba oil, and calendula flower extract for a sleepy, smooth skin finish that will send you into REM land.

Body Therapy Oil

Overworked and fatigued? Drop it. I've bottled a blend of silky oils, healthy perspective, and skin-nourishing extracts to reverse dull, dry skin and intrusive thoughts. Chamomile extract calms the skin and mind, while a rich mix of sweet almond, jojoba, avocado, and sea buckthorn oils lull you to sleep before you can even reach for your vibe.

How to use me

  1. Light a candle and put on something that sets the mood.
  2. Get naked and get wet in the bath or shower.
  3. Massage a few handfuls of the Magnesium Body Scrub into skin, focusing on any dry patches and stressed sections. If you're in the bath, soak it up.
  4. Step out, dry off. While skin is still damp, rub a couple of pumps of the Body Therapy Oil into skin, giving extra love to areas of concern.

Grab both in the Tired Babes Club Kit and save.

*Not real. But could be.

x frank